Stop staring at me

I am going to get hell for this, I understand, but why is this allowed? Many of us are allergic to animals. Why do airlines allow dogs in the cabin? A few of you have said, “Well, it’s not as bad as a crying baby.” But to me, a barking dog is most definitely worse than a baby. Every time this guy moved around, dog hairs wafted in my general direction, so not only did I feel sneezy for the 2.5 hour flight, but some of those hairs stuck to my clothes. Ew. State law prohibits dogs in grocery stores for a reason. Mad About Men¬†addresses this very topic in one of my favorite chapters, “Therapy Cock.” Which doesn’t seem related to dogs on planes. But it is. You’ll see.